This will be well quick, because all I really wanted to say was that I
Oh, and I also have an ISBN. AN ISBN!?"?"?""?!"£sdfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is absolutely the pinnacle of achievement. My own barcode! My own special number that no-one else has! "I AM NOT A NUMBER!" says Number Six, but I say be proud of your numerical status, Six! Just like me, no-one else has your number!
Now I'm off to dance about in a haphazard manner.
EDIT: Well, now publication date has moved to the 3rd October, this post just looks a bit silly. But I'm keeping it anyway :)